Chitetskoy Chronicles
Delikado ang mga boy sa Pilipinas.
Sa loob ng bahay - sila ang napapatay ng mga akyat bahay at mga demonyo na nagpapanggap na nag-aayos ng cable, telepono, internet, tubero, etc.
Sa loob ng bahay - sila ang parating nata-trap sa mga nasusunog na bahay.
The Department of Boy Affairs (YKF) has just raised the Alert Level to Level 6 - dire situation - and that means situation in the Philippines is as dire as Syria and Mexico for boys.
Additionally, the also issued a warning for boys to avoid all kinds of watersports at least for a week.
This is after a boy training for the Philippine Sailing Team drowned in Manila Bay this afternoon.
The Knabenmortirchesel #5 imposed over the Philippines is not enough and the Charlottians are not stopping, either.
The Department of Boy Affairs (YKF) is very alarmed that multiple boy deaths - that is, more than a boy being killed in one single incident - is becoming very common in the Philippines in the past days.
The latest were the drowning incidents in Olongapo City and the shooting in Cotabato City. All the five children victims are boys.
It is the habit of oppressive governments to censor mass media, effectively to filter in all information they want their subjects to hear, and throw out anything the undesired ones. Particularly those being forcefully erased are those which place their iron rule into bad light, something which can cause mass unrest and dissent.
If you ever hear of modern-day oppressive regimes such as China and North Korea, the practice is very much alive. North Korea even went as far as shutting itself off from the Internet, and putting death to those who caught watching South Korean dramas. The ruling Communist Party of China is also working hard to completely erase the Tiananmen Massacre of 1989, where democracy protesters were brutally crushed, or rather, to modify this bloody part of their history to suit their tastes.
It is very alarming that the same thing is happening in the Philippines. No, the Philippines is currently a democratic country, and there is no way that information can be suppressed. People can freely know unadulterated news and information.
The Department of Boy Affairs (YKF) has just imposed a Knabenmortirchesel 5 (Boy Killing Warning Signal #5) over the entire Philippines yesterday evening.
In a televised broadcast over the NMS and livestreamed over the Internet, the KM-Chesel will be implemented immediately.
It is due to the proliferation of boy killings in the entire countries, sometimes going with multiple dead boys per case, and some of the murderers include policemen who supposed to protect them as well as powerful politicos, businessmen and religious groups.
In a certain video that was initially released to the public, boxing star-turned-politician Manny Pacquiao seemingly said that gays are "worse than animals".
This has caused so much criticism and backlash not only among the LGBT (Lesbians, Gays, Bisexuals, Transgender) groups, personalities and supporters in the Philippines, but also in the entire world, and it costs his partnership with sporting apparel giant Nike.
But recently, a more complete video of his statement has emerged and is making rounds on social media.
Remember the anime Death Note a supernatural criminal investigation was initiated after a string of criminals and ex-convicts started dropping dead?
The Department of Investigation of the TSC has already started their investigation on the ongoing 2016 crisis, where it has become more macabre than ever before, amidst the deaths of prominent writers Harper Lee and Umberto Eco which happened precisely ON THE SAME DAY.
The strings of celebrity deaths, which the spree started last December, is already being treated as a criminal case through the Supernatural Criminal Investigation group (SCI).
Studies released by the National Council for Children's Television (NCCT) showed that kids are exposed to television longer than what is prescribed for them.
According to the study, a Filipino kid are watching TV three (3) hours a day during weekdays, and up to six (6) hours during weekends.
The prescribed number of hours a kid could watch TV is at the maximum 1 hour during weekdays and 2 hours during weekends.
The Philippines is still a car-centric country with no regard to pedestrians. One of the pet projects of the local governments and especially the Department of Public Works and Highways (DPWH, aka the "Department of Public Wreckage of Heritagesites" which is yet another issue with the department) is various road widening projects, which are actually band-aid solutions to accommodate more cars and supposedly, to reduce traffic.
While South Korea managed to remove the Cheonggye Skyway in Seoul in early 2000s and restored the stream with much success (and without causing too heavy traffic in a city of 10 million people – roughly the same number of people as that in Metro Manila), Philippines has the habit of removing sidewalks in the name of these road widening projects.
One of the things that are causing the stir among the great city planners like Paulo Alcazaren, Felino "Jun" Palafox and their fans, as well as the community of the University of Santo Tomas (UST), is the road widening project set to start soon along Arsenio H. Lacson Avenue, on where the 405-year-old university currently stands.
The video of a Mitsubishi Adventure hitting a motorcycle head-on at its correct lane in Baguio City is now making rounds in the social media.
The incident, captured in a dash cam, happened last February 13 along the curve part of the highway in Marcos Highway in Baguio City.
That segment of the highway has two opposite lanes separated by double yellow lines, which means overtaking is strictly forbidden at all times. It is due to the blind curve in some particular portion of the highway, including where this incident took place, which raises the possibility of accidents.
