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TSC WARNS OF MOST MISERABLE CHRISTMAS AS CHARLOTTIAN KILLJOYS GOES UNCONTROLLABLY WILD

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The Sins Of ABS-CBN Against Children

Ever since the network wars escalated to the point when three stations--ABS-CBN, GMA, and TV5--became belligerents, times became tough for children with no access to cable or satellite.

ABS-CBN is especially notorious for what is percrived as their "anti-children" programming.

Manifesto on Philippine Television Programming

The Philippines' current state of television is a complete poop. Poop that are already distorts morale of the Filipinos. Poop that has widespread apathy towards children. Poop that had been brought in by the over obsession with the prized ratings and revenues by advertisers, as well as maintaining and gaining their own fanbases.

Explainer: The KM-Chesel, or Boy Killing Warning Signal

Knabemortirnem (Boy Killing) is increasing again at an alarming rate, and the TSC is well very, very much concerned about this, especially in the Philippines where the gender divide among youth is very, very wide.

News

Boys Told: Avoid Watersports, Cars

The Department of Boy Affairs (YKF) has just raised the Alert Level to Level 6 - dire situation - and that means situation in the Philippines is as dire as Syria and Mexico for boys.

Additionally, the also issued a warning for boys to avoid all kinds of watersports at least for a week.

TSC Very Alarmed - MULTIPLE BOYSLAUGHTER NOW A NORM

The Knabenmortirchesel #5 imposed over the Philippines is not enough and the Charlottians are not stopping, either.

The Department of Boy Affairs (YKF) is very alarmed that multiple boy deaths - that is, more than a boy being killed in one single incident - is becoming very common in the Philippines in the past days.

Commentaries

Delikado ang mga boy sa Pilipinas.

Delikado ang mga boy sa Pilipinas.

Sa loob ng bahay - sila ang napapatay ng mga akyat bahay at mga demonyo na nagpapanggap na nag-aayos ng cable, telepono, internet, tubero, etc.

Sa loob ng bahay - sila ang parating nata-trap sa mga nasusunog na bahay.

Revising History

It is the habit of oppressive governments to censor mass media, effectively to filter in all information they want their subjects to hear, and throw out anything the undesired ones. Particularly those being forcefully erased are those which place their iron rule into bad light, something which can cause mass unrest and dissent.